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I really hope these tattoos turn out to be a hoax or something.

SMH

Who the hell puts guns on the sides of their body? Who does that unless your some burly biker dude or his equally tattooed little lady?

Damn Rihanna. Really?

*note to self: gotta stop saying “really.”

I just think when she turns…say…25…she’s going to look at those tattoos and go, “What the hell was I thinking?” Kinda like Eve and those damn paw prints on her bosoms. I knew a girl in high school who got the paw prints on her thigh and I remember thinking to myself that while they looked cool, that she’d get a tad bit older and really regret the day she ever got them.

Also, how do you explain the guns to your future kids? “Oh no baby, it’s bad to play with guns, but okay for momma to have them tattooed on her sides.”

Yeah.

Just don’t be surprised when they come home with some crazy tat on their face or something.