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Sigh.

This heifer has two kids, is pushing 40 (is she 40) and has a body most 20 somethings don’t have.

Damn.

It’s what…about 5 weeks to Memorial Day? Ima have to get on my bikini beach body plan. I want some six pack abs…I want thighs that could squeeze watermelons.  I mean Mel B is in better shape now than when she was Scary Spice of the Spice girls. As a matter of fact the only Spice girl that could compete with Mel on the hot scale is Posh Sice aka Victoria Beckham. And let’s be real, Beckham is helped by that hella hot accessory known as her husband, David.

This is me staring at my ab ball…