Rumor has it Chris Brown has been gallivanting around the city with one of his exes since him and Rihanna broke upa few weeks agao:

But a new report suggests the singer has moved on from Rihanna - he was allegedly spotted out in Los Angeles with his ex Erica Jackson. The student dated Brown several years ago, and a source tells the New York Daily News they got back together a few weeks ago. The newspaper

alleges Brown and Jackson were seen visiting a Los Angeles tattoo parlour on Saturday (11Apr09).

Now his camp denies the rumor. And I’m sure they would. He has two felony charges standing against him and it may not look so good to be dating someone new at this juncture. For all we know he could (allegedly) beat this chick up too and then he would be in a mess of trouble. That and I just think it’s a bad look to be dating someone else, just as it was a bad look for him to be running around on jet skis just weeks have the alleged assault.

On another note I never understand a woman who dates a man after such alegations have been made. If this is his new chic then she must have seen the pics of Rihanna’s face after Chris Breezy was (allegedly) done with it. What would make you date that guy.

*Shrugs*

To each her own I guess. There are just some things I will never understand. SMH.

So Cassie shaves her head.

Sorry, but this is about as interesting or as smart as Weezy making a rock album…which is to say what the f*uck was she (and Weezy) thinking?

Cassie is a pretty girl who should have been a model and not a singer and who only seems to make the news for being Diddy’s girlfriend protege. Let’s be real here…maybe the shaving of the head is representative of her shedding the dead weight of a trifling ass whorish boyfriend and maybe it signifies a new direction for flailing career. Or maybe it’s just a publicity stunt thought up by the same trifling ass whorish boyfriend, cause he’s jealous that Kanye landed Amber Rose and he didn’t. Or maybe she just did it because she liked it.

Hell what do I know.

Sigh.

This heifer has two kids, is pushing 40 (is she 40) and has a body most 20 somethings don’t have.

Damn.

It’s what…about 5 weeks to Memorial Day? Ima have to get on my bikini beach body plan. I want some six pack abs…I want thighs that could squeeze watermelons.  I mean Mel B is in better shape now than when she was Scary Spice of the Spice girls. As a matter of fact the only Spice girl that could compete with Mel on the hot scale is Posh Sice aka Victoria Beckham. And let’s be real, Beckham is helped by that hella hot accessory known as her husband, David.

This is me staring at my ab ball…

Who knew a diet of processed meat, vegetables and bread, aka Subway sandwiches would have Houston rapper Mike Jones go from fat to fabulous.

I’m not gonna lie, Mr. Jones is lookin’ pretty good in this pic here. He’s lost almost 100lbs and has gone from a portly 300lbs to a svelte 190lbs.  We all know milk does a body good..but Subway? Jared aside..who else has lost weight with the so called Subway Diet and looked good…not just slimmer?

Here’s what Mikey Mike had to say about his transformation:

“I was almost 300 pounds man. I lost almost 100. I’m 190 right now. That goes from eating Subway, running on the treadmill, and watching what I eat.”

Well I’m happy for Mr. Jones and if ever he were to ask me “What’s my name?” I’d have little problems saying MIKE JONES!

Oh my.

Where to begin.

I really wish Christina would change that blonde hair and when the hell did camel toe come in style. And high-waisted shorts? Really? Didn’t they go out of style last season?

I would start on the sandals and accessories but why…we all have eyes…Chrisitna Millian looks a hot mess. And come someone please tell me why her producer boyfriend, The Dream, looks like a cross between a 12 year old boy and a clown. Man…when did it become a bad thing for a grown man to dress like a grown man and not like an over sized kid. Note to the The Dream - stick to making beats and hire a stylist.

Christina Millian and The Dream: Fashion Misfits and Media Whores

Am I the only one who thinks Justin Timberlake is a Bitch?

I get it…he’s the new Blue eyed soul…he’s hip and urban yet still retains his whiteness. But…uh…to me he will always be the dude who hung Janet Jackson out to dry. Instead of manning up about the whole situation Mr. Timberlake ran for cover and through Ms. Jackson under the bus. Men don’t do that, but bitches do.

Not only that, but I’m tired of these white boys (and girls) who come along sounding like Black folk, doing our music, dancing our dances and making money we can only dream of making. Damn…aren’t we as people tired of this ish? I mean really. How many more Elvis’ do we need before we stop giving our support and lending out blackness to these fools?

At least Robin Thicke (and Paul Wall) are married to black women. They fully embraced the culture, not just the parts that could make them rich and famous or better yet by getting a (fake) big butt white girl. I’m sorry, I don’t care how many collabos he does or how many times he sings with Al Green, he will…forever be…a Bitch.

I really hope these tattoos turn out to be a hoax or something.

SMH

Who the hell puts guns on the sides of their body? Who does that unless your some burly biker dude or his equally tattooed little lady?

Damn Rihanna. Really?

*note to self: gotta stop saying “really.”

I just think when she turns…say…25…she’s going to look at those tattoos and go, “What the hell was I thinking?” Kinda like Eve and those damn paw prints on her bosoms. I knew a girl in high school who got the paw prints on her thigh and I remember thinking to myself that while they looked cool, that she’d get a tad bit older and really regret the day she ever got them.

Also, how do you explain the guns to your future kids? “Oh no baby, it’s bad to play with guns, but okay for momma to have them tattooed on her sides.”

Yeah.

Just don’t be surprised when they come home with some crazy tat on their face or something.

Sigh.

I would say why did Jermaine let his woman out the house looking like that, but then again he’s still dressing like he’s a twelve year old boy so what does he know. I just want to say: Why Janet? Why?

I mean, so (maybe) you’ve put on a few pounds recently. What else is new. You always do that when you’re out of the public spotlight. But this, “I’m a high fashion bag lady” look is just not the business. Sorry. Seriously all those layers just make you look tons bigger than what you are. The hat, the scarf, the sweater…bleh. However, the shoes are fierce. I gotta give you that.

What happened to the super sexy chick we’ve come to know an love?

Can we have her back?

Please?

Pretty Please?

In all fairness how often does spandex go right. But seriously, really Fantasia…Really?

This qualifies for the Hot Mess Award of the week. I mean, not to be crass, but she looks like her lady parts don’t smell too pleasant. Those are yeast infection pants all day long. Damn Calgon, she needs Vagisil to take her away.

I don’t know if my girl has the duckets for a stylist, but good goodness she needs one. I mean not only is she rocking the spandex in this pick, but the leather and the shoes that look like they’re cutting off the circulation in her feet.

Damn.

To be fair though I might actually like the shoes with anther outfit, but with this get up they just make me cringe. Unlike most folk I think Fantasia is kinda cute, but I’ll be damn if her fashion choices don’t leave a lot to be desired.

Fantasia Barrino songs = Yes

Fantasia Barrino fashion sense = No

Christina Millian needed to slap her dude sideways for showing up at the beach fully clothed. What the hell? I know The Dream isn’t exactly Mr. universe but even Rev. Run exposed the buddha on the beach. Damn. Dude could have at least put on some b-ball shorts wifebeater.

Well, at least Ms. Millian’s career should be on an upswing.  We know the Dream can make a hit even thoug, from the looks of things he should be hitting the gym as well. I would say that Millian could help him with his fashion sense, but that seemed to have gone out the window with her new blonde do. Hell, seems like they need to place a call to Kamber to get their fashion game on point.